im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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