D3 body, D1 cock
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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