I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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