Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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