I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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