Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.