Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?