I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Randomize
