Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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