Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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