tell your sister to shave her snatch
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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