is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.