We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?