Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize