Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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