My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
where are you?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm sobbing to NWA