we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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