so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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