Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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my being single is dangerous.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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