idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
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The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.