i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Let's paint friendship bongs
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃