new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.