no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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