your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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