Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize