I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Terrible idea I love it
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.