You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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