is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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