I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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