I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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