But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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