I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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