I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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