Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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