You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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