I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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