Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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