If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
