She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
only you would photoshop your dick
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on