u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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