She said her name was "party"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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