Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
ttyl tear gas
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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