You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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