Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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