No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I have post one night stand depression
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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