Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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