Don't you send me to vm
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
