just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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