STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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