i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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