And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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