i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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