No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie