ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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